Long distance relationships suck.
When you're Jenny and Jack, though, it's easy to keep it interesting.
After a one night stand months ago, Jenny literally runs into Jack in Ryley’s hallway. When things heat up and fate steps in (in the form of a tiny, helpless puppy), will she have what it takes to agree to an LDR. Will he even trust that the wild child is capable of it?
This hilarious romp through the lives of Bang and Lumber Jack will leave you questioning everything you ever knew about LDRs. Sexy, sweet, funny, with a little bit of 'oh no they didn't', Frost and Dauphin have teamed up for another read of EPIC proportions.
You're going to love it. Hopefully.
You're going to love it. Hopefully.
***18 + DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE BOOK. LANGUAGE, SEX.... SEX...***
5 stars all the way!
Review by: Sam
WHERE DO I EVEN START WITH THESE TWO AUTHORS??? Seriously!!! After experiencing the feels and heart capturing story For3ver, I have been dying for something else from these two insanely talented authors. When they write together, well, they are like PB & J, they just OWN IT!!!! M. Dauphin and H.Q. Frost have once again delivered something so spectacular and the title BANG: Challenge Accepted is absolutely PERFECT!!!
This is the story of Jenny Bang and Jack Reed, characters who we got a little inside information and taster for during the epilogue of For3ver. These two are a stella combination of HELLA SEXY, GRANDPA WHEEZY LAUGHING HILARIOUS but not forgetting the EMOTION and HEART that you will experience throughout this story.
Jenny is back in town to babysit Ryley and Liam's little boy. Her personality is a big as her breasts......HUGE, her cooking skills need serious work, but don't let that fool you, the woman is a doctor and knows everything about a females anatomy! She has this outrageous outlook on sex and could give anyone a run for their money in the bedroom! But what she hides behind this outrageous persona is so deep, so raw and real. As a reader she has fast become one of my top heroines.
Jack the HYSTERSICAL, beautiful bearded man who's inner monologue and thoughts are just so damn spot on, really rocked my socks. And by the end of this story, he has the whole alpha goodness in the bedroom down to a freaking tee!!!! His family are full of expectations, especially his Mom, but that doesn't stop this chemistry and connection between Lumberjack and his beautiful BANG. He is the book boyfriend all readers will fall in love with and his character has been portrayed EPICALLY!
The story is so addictive that you will find yourself devouring every single page! Do not read when everyone is your house is asleep, because you will wake them all up! Do not read when you are eating because you will have to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre on yourself! The banter between all and reappearance of both Ryley and Liam made this story so complete that I seriously was devastated that it had to end. M. Dauphin and H.Q. Frost have become a fast favourite of mine and everyone should experience the crazy beautiful fictional world they have created, you will not be disappointed!!!
Review by: Heather
I have to start out my review of Bang: Challenge Accepted by calling DIBS! However, instead of characters I dibs M. Dauphin and H.Q. Frost. They own me with this book!
Jenny and Jack's story was pure perfection! I fell in love with the chemistry between these two characters during the epilogue of For3ver and it carried over into Bang tenfold. (#ponyhair is my new favorite hashtag)
Bang had me tingling with the feeling of having to pee in my pants from laughing so hard, stinging in my eyes from the feels and feeling something altogether dirty front the sexy times between Jack and Jenny.
Jenny is a spitfire and one of my favorite female characters. She is a no strings kind of girl until she meets her LumberJack. Jack surprised me. He was nothing like I thought he would be.......and then he was in the bedroom. His personality matched with his alphaness makes him my ideal book boyfriend.
Everything about this book was absolutely amazing. The characters, the plot, the portrayal of LDRs, Ryley and Liam and dogs and kids and just all of the things. There was one scene at the end that is seriously my literary fantasy.
5+ twilight sparkle stars!
Review by: Amy C
BANG WAS FANTASTIC!!! This book was all the hype and so much pleasure all rolled into a great big package. I loved FOR3VER and this continuation was so anticipated I could barely contain myself!!! Jenny Bang and Jack Reed are the hottest couple and a serious new favorite of mine.
I could not get enough of the bearded hottie and the pink haired boobalicious babe. These two literally had me laughing one minute and completely swooning the next. They were hot as hell and fantastically paired. Jack and his careful attitude and Jenny and her who gives a f@&k way of life made me crave the words coming from each page. Seeing those two literally expolde onto each other was fantastic.
Having Liam and Ryley in this book made it so outrageous! More banter between Liam and Jenny had me literally screaming laughing. Those two were meant to totally annoy the hell out of one another. having the Porter family close to the developing relationship between Jenny and Jack made the dynamic carefree and easy. All of the couples blended well and played off of each other fantastically.
In other words, READ THIS BOOK PLEASE!!! It was as funny as it was seriously which made the whole book amazing. Jenny and Jack were swoontasticly great to watch and read. I love these authors for their ability to write with heart and so much spunky attitude. They make the book world a better place by allowing readers like me into their brains. This book was every bit worth the read and I completely recommend it!
"Jack?" she says as her eyes travel down my body.
Son of a bitch.
"Nice to see you, big boy," she grins at me again then walks closer to me so every part of her is touching me.
My instinct is to take a step back, and when I do, she steps with me. I take another step back. She steps with me, and now she's pushing me back and into the bathroom, kicking the door closed behind us.
"What're you doing here?" I try not to sound so dumbfounded but she's the last person I thought I'd see. At least not in this situation.
"Shh, Able's downstairs," her voice purrs as her hands travel to parts of my body I've only dreamed of since our last encounter.
"Able? You're with Able? You're Able's sitter while Ry and Liam are on vacation?" I sound like a bumbling idiot, but what is this woman doing!? Able's downstairs and she's stroking my cock in Liam's bathroom!
"Yep, all week." Her lips go to my neck and her hands keep stroking. This is the best feeling I've felt in a while. Ever since that night.
When she starts nipping her way down my chest I have to take a deep breath so I don't blow my load right there in her hands.
When it came to her lifelong friendship to the Porter boys, Ryley Reynolds knew one thing to be true: The 3 of them would be friends forever. Friends 'till the end.
When life got in the way of their plans, one decision changed the course of all of their lives.
Five years later, friends are brought back together, secrets are unveiled, and love is found again. Has too much damage been done to erase the past?
Thelma and Louise. Boris and Natasha. Frost and Dauphin. When these two teamed up, they never knew how amazing it would be working together to create wonderful masterpieces of joy, tears, humor, and heartbreak. Dauphin’s favorite part about Frost? The fact that she puts up with her. Period. ALSO, the fact that she makes her writing better every damn time. She’s friggin’ brilliant. Frosts favorite thing about Dauphin? Frost loves the fact that when they get together to create it becomes a tornado of brilliance that Frost couldn't be more grateful to be caught up in with Dauphin. Dauphin’s artistic abilities and mad skillz make Frost so proud to be associated with her (it makes her look good too). Also if Dauphin didn't adult for the both of them, not much would get done.
Each a mom and a wife, Frost actually holds down a job while containing the crazy while Dauphin sits at home with the tinies and eats bon-bon’s all day (if you ask her husband) ;)
Creating babies together has been the best adventure either of them has ever been on. You should most definitely check them out at www.facebook.com/malpalwrites and check out their books. They would love you for3ver.