He’s not a douchebag;
but that doesn’t stop his friends from
turning him into one.
BLURB:
MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID.
So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters:
Are you the lucky lady who’s going to break our roommate’s cherry?
Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: must have pulse. Text him at: 555-254-5551
The morons can’t even spell. And the texts I’ve been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I’m not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.
THIS ISN’T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT.
One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can’t bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.
However, after seeing her in person, I know she’s not the girl for me. But my friends won’t let up—they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON’T WANT ME.
Especially her.
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Review by: Stacey
Book 3 was amazing!!! Thank u Sara Ney for another in the awesome Douchebag series!!! I absolutely loved this story and the characters are soooooo relatable and I truly love what she did with this story and made it diff than the others and not predictable!!! Sara creates a beautiful story about love and what matters most!
I love this book hard and highly recommend it to everyone who needs a refreshing and beautiful love story filled w humor and sexy awesomeness!!!!
5 Stars
Review by: Gina
Nice guys don't always finish last!
All the butterflies! All the feels! I don't remember the last time I got the butterflies from reading about fictional characters. It's a feeling that will always stick with you, a feeling you will always remember. Bravo to the author for creating so much emotion through your words!
My heart literally broke for the hero! I think he is a character everyone can relate to in one way or another. I loved that he was different type of character, it was refreshing! I was a little hesitant about my feelings towards the heroine at the beginning. Her actions actions kinda made me hate her, but she totally redeemed herself and I grew to love her as well!
This is the best non-douchebag, douchebag book!!! The story was funny, sweet, but had serious message that I think will resonate with readers. I know it did for me! The writing was amazing, the storyline was fantastic. I highly recommend this book along with all the other books in this series!
5 Stars
EXCERPT:
He’s seated at a table in the far corner when I spot him from the door. He’s not hard to miss—not with his purple t-shirt in a sea of black and yellow, and wavy mussed hair.
He’s slouching, hunched over his table.
Defeated. Tired.
My stomach rolls with nerves, nerves that have me rooted to the spot in the doorway, watching him.
Just watching.
For the entire four minutes I stand here, he sits immobile, studying his laptop, eyes moving along the screen, completely transfixed by whatever he’s reading.
Learning.
“Just go over there,” I whisper to myself, blowing out a puff of pent-up air.
I put one foot in front of the other and begin toward him, spine ramrod straight, steeling myself, prepared for another argument.
Twenty feet.
Fifteen.
Eight.
Two.
“Hi.”
No reply.
“Do you mind if I sit here?” I lay my hand on the back of the wooden chair across from him, intending to pull it out.
He stiffens but doesn’t lift his head. “Yes I mind.”
“Would you mind if I sat at the table next to you?” I’m pushing his buttons, looking for a reaction, but he only spares me a brief glance.
Shrugs. “Free country.”
I bite my lip to hide a smile, glad he didn’t tell me to take a hike...
AUTHOR BIO
Sara Ney is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the How to Date a Douchebag series, and is best known for her sexy, laugh-out-loud New Adult romances. Among her favorite vices, she includes: iced latte's, historical architecture and well-placed sarcasm. She lives colorfully, collects vintage books, art, loves flea markets, and fancies herself British.
She lives with her husband, children, and her ridiculously large dog.
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